I received this email this morning and I’m not really sure how to react on this.. :lol:
Top reasons why ladies today are still SINGLE
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don’t think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we
take the initiative.
NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
“Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.”
Popularity: 3% [?]
July 27th, 2005 at 10:18 pm
i nearly choked on my coffee after reading that. unfortunately, i think it is only too true.
July 27th, 2005 at 10:33 pm
not sure if this is true for most men.. ‘coz honestly speaking I don’t know on what category I belong .. :lol:
enjoy your coffee..
July 27th, 2005 at 10:45 pm
Ahaha. That’s great. but i can say i fall into cat. 10
July 27th, 2005 at 10:56 pm
well since you’ve chosen a category rocky, I guess I have to know where I belong as well.. hmmm..for most of the time, I think I fall on category 9 .. I’m a shy person especially around the woman I like..
September 19th, 2007 at 9:47 am
Hey Im not gay!!!
September 20th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Alex, all I can say is.. “nuninuninuninu” ..